Today my son chose your "carrot cake" bar
over a candy bar.
I was so proud.
Sadly, your carrot cake bar
tasted like egg nog,
and was immediately spat out,
and declared to be
"BISGUSTING!" and indefinitely inedible.
Seriously, Bronze, it can't be that bad....
can it?
Why, yes, yes it can.
Drinking egg nog is bad enough,
but chewing egg nog. . . . . .
with chunks,
will probably haunt me for years.
Sincerely,
A non-nog fan who will probably never be able to eat carrot cake again,
without thinking it probably tastes like egg nog, first.
